Hi, I’m Christy — and I plan all our trips. My partner Burt just shows up with snacks and faith. I packed everything for a big presentation in San Antonio… except underwear. So I had to buy all new ones at Victoria’s Secret. And that’s basically how our travel life goes.

Welcome to My Wrong Turns, the place where travel disasters turn into decent advice, usually involving bungee cords, sarcasm, and wine.

🧭 Here’s what you’ll get here:

• 🚨 What went wrong (spoiler: a lot)

• 💡 What I learned (eventually)

• 🧳 What I wish I’d packed (or left at home)

• 🍷 And what to drink while crying in the airport bathroom

If you’ve ever:

• Trusted the “shortcut”

• Packed all the wrong shoes

• Had your luggage beat you to the destination

…you’ll feel right at home.

This is travel, grown-up style: equal parts comedy, chaos, and carry-ons. Thanks for being here. We’re going places. Maybe the wrong ones. But they’ll make great stories.

Christy

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